Sunday, 22 February 2015

5 Rules To Remember In Life

1. Money cannot buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle..
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name..
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again..
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them..
5. Alcohol does not solve problems but neither does milk..

4 comments:

  1. What about this one? People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

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  2. I like first rule)))I must remember it)

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