Funny Story

In one beautiful day I and my friend going to robed our friend house. We went to house and infiltrated here over the fence. We got to the house through a window and were in the kitchen. But suddenly I saw a big dog and parrot here. We are very afraid of dog while he lied still. Next 5 minutes we stayed still. Parrot constantly repeated one words. So we went to the kitchen and ate food which we took without permission. Next my friend went to the parrot and told him «From you any good there. We robbed your house and you don’t do anything». Parrot said «Fas» and dog attacked us. We run as soon as we can.

Do you really think this story is in my life? Of course no) It is story of Eralash.

You can watch that here)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9xAFJTh9W0

About Wishes...

A travelling salesman, a secretary and a manager went to have lunch and found an antic lamp. They rubbed it and a genie jumped out of the lamp. He said: "I'll do one wish for each of you." "I'll be the first! I'll be the first!" - said the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas, sailing on the speedboat and relaxing"  She disappeared in the next moment. "Now I want! Now I want!" - said the traveling salesman. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach, with an endless supply of Pina colada and love of all my life!" One second passed and he disappeared too. "Now it is your turn" - genie said to the manager. "I want them back to work after the lunch".
The moral of the story: let your boss be the first to say what he wants.

About the money...

 A man comes in bathroom when his wife had  wash already. Suddenly, somebody knocked at the door. The woman covered up in a towel quickly, and opened the door. There was a neighbor Bob. When he saw her, he said: "I'll give you 800$, when you take off a towel". After thinking for a moment, the women stands naked in front of Bob.
   Bob gave her a money and went away. The woman covered up in the towel back and went back to her husband. "Who was that?" - asked the husband. "Bob" - she replied. "Very good. Did he say something about 800$ he owes me?" The moral of the story: you have to share the information about the loan money with yours shareholders, otherwise you may find yourself in an unpleasant situation.

The Eagle And The Rabbit

The eagle was sitting on a tree, resting and doing nothing. A little rabbit asked him: "Could I sit here and do nothing, like you?" "Yes, why not?" - the eagle said. The rabbit sat under the tree and became relaxed. Suddenly, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit  and ate it. The moral of the story: if you want to sit and do nothing, you have to sit very-very high :)